Ninja Assassin's Review

First of all, I wanna congratulate Ninja Assassin for winning the award for "cheesiest film of the year". I mean seriously, throughout the whole movie, you can forget about the dialogue and just try to enjoy the battle scenes. The first 20-30 minutes of the movie is intolerable, and the audience have the right to leave the cinema because it really is, unendurable. However, for the remaining one hour of the film, you get really good bloody, gory, ninja fighting ninjas. Since you were born, how many ninja films did you get to see that actually HAS good quality fighting scenes? I doubt you'll even remember one. And this movie suits Korean Pop Star Rain much more than his previous movie, which was Speed Racer (which he look ridiculous in the movie). It's a plotless movie, with terrible acting, but somehow an enjoyable bloody evening to spend the night in a cinema.

Overall: 3.7 / 10